Yab Yum’s Horoscopes

Aries:
The elastic morning wings breed shaky minds.
Pay attention to where you put your keys.
Refrain from impulsive real estate investments.

Taurus:
The brave march terrified to battle.
Soften contact for internal discovery.
Sharpen your sword for a pending change.

Gemini:
Your time of the stars has arrived.
Carpe diem!
Buy yourself those shoes girl.

Cancer:
Be weary of false profits.
Onward must the horse gallop.
The tides suggest leisure by the pool.

 Leo:
Youth of all ages.
You are a lion.
Show them your teeth and roar.

Virgo:
Your distemper is black bile.
The tides have calmed.
Now may be the time to sail the seas.

Libra:
Where mountains carry the waters of the river,
The goat tells no tale.
It is very important to be punctual this month.

Scorpio:
Gaia’s resources depleted.
A vitamin wags the sad dog.
Tend to your garden.

Sagittarius:
A fooling of gold does not quench a desert thirst.
Save your purse and rest.
The night brings triumph.

Capricorn:
Saturn in contemplation.
Now is a good time to get organized.
The chameleon simply a chameleon.

Aquarius:
The throne of wise men is a lifelong journey.
Fear is merely a backwards misspelling of reef.
Patience, you may have to wait in line.

Pisces:
A picnic in the park may not appeal to you this month.
Consider scuba diving and hot-air balloon rides.
A mute leopard does not speak of fiction.

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